09 October 2009

BNB Rule #16 Classy Costumes

Just because you're a barenaked bitch does not mean you're a whore...as Halloween draws near, it's time to pick out your costume, head to the nearest party or club, and enjoy the one night of the year where you can be anyone you want to be...except for a whore.  You're better and more creative than a slutty nurse or a Girl Next Door costume.

This year, pick out a classy costume, such as Michelle Obama, a superhero, a vampire queen, or as a character from Harry Potter or Twilight...whatever you do, avoid costumes with the words "bunny", "nurse", "schoolgirl", "secretary", etc...basically, avoid anything that would make you a pervert's target.


  1. or just be tanya harding. just saying.

  2. Good to hear that I'm not the only woman who doesn't want to be a 'sexy' witch or nurse. If I want to go as a whore, I sure as hell don't need to buy a costume.